What it says on the package.
Item 1: It’s too damn hot, I’m melting.
Item 2: It’s too damn hot, I can’t breathe.
Item 3: It’s too damn hot, I can’t sleep
Item 4: It’s too damn hot and I’d hitch-hike to Finland if that didn’t involve leaving the house in 38 C weather.
Item 5: It’s too damn hot and I’m kind of wondering how the folks in Australia or wherever cope with the heat all the time.
Item 6: Experts say it’s too damn hot and it’s bound to stay this way, but no one thinks buildings need to be equipped with AC yet.
Item 7: If you ever plan a holiday in Austria, don’t plan it in July or August, because it’s too damn hot and we don’t have AC. They should put that on holiday brochures.
Item 8: It’s too damn hot and I now can complain about the weather better than any English person.
Item 9: It’s too damn hot and I’m too damn broke to go somewhere where it’s not so damn hot.
So I’m going to go sit somewhere with a huge honking fan until this is over. Here, have my favourite song of the week while you wait for my inevitable return: