Last week we had long ass rants, this week we keep it short and sweet, ’cause it’s the little things that count.
Item 1: Pressure! Pushing down on me, pressing down on you no man ask for! Seriously, Queen’s Under Pressure has been the only thing that kept me sane all week.
Item 2: Finals weeks. Two presentations, two portfolios, one seminar exam, three lecture exams, like a boss! No, actually not like a boss, because bosses delegate things and force other people to do their shit while they play mini golf in their giant office. Bottom line: I had too much to study and too much shit to do.
Item 3: Brain. We’re supposed to study. Why do you want to write Doctor Who fanfiction now? Why are you full of spaceships? This is neither the time nor the place, knock it off! Yes, yes, you are hilarious, but come on, I’m trying to concentrate over here!
Item 4: Relationship. I don’t wanna complain about my relationship, though. My relationship is supposed to be the one thing that works in my life.
Item 5: Manners. It’s been over a month. Tell me if you want me to work for you or not. Hell, tell me anything, but don’t pretend you’re dead. I don’t believe you. I can hear you breathe. Or did you get my e-mail address wrong again? It’s not a very complicated address and apart from that, are you somehow opposed to the good old copy and paste?
Item 6: Father of mine, seriously. You can’t remember what I’m studying? I mean, I’m used to you not knowing my eye colour, but the one productive thing I’m doing? Come on, old man, you can do better than that!
Random positivity: Exam week over, can post again. Expect post on the weekend!