You know, I’ve been thinking…
I wonder if there was ever a storm trooper who tried to fuck an astromech. Must be the talk on the Death Star if there was. Do you get electrocuted if you try to stick your dick inside a robot? I mean, that must be fun. Like, from an outsider’s perspective at least. Random stormy laying on the ground, other stormy comes around all “Godammit, Dave! Not again! Yes, sickbay, I need a team, stat, Dave tried to fuck an astromech again.” And then Dave wakes up a few hours later to the concerned faces of his battalion mates. “Dave, we’re here because we care. We can’t let you keep doing this to yourself. You are hurting yourself and others.”
(This thought brought to you by the hilarious new Star Wars teaser.)
Any more thoughts since we discovered the real reason for global warming last week?